Matilda is here in Rexburg and as a result, Wade is thinking of coming to visit (He's really good friends with her husband. Also with her, but he and her hubby have a bromance of sorts.) He's really into hiking, so he wants to go to several different states, including Idaho and Utah, to climb some routes he hasn't gone before. Wade and I got to talking about the possibility of this visit and that resulted in a ridiculous beyond ridiculous text conversation. Ye be warned, it goes on for quite awhile...
Wade: I must admit I like the sound of a hiking trip of that caliber. I'll have to see if I can pencil you in in between hikes ;) jkjkhaha
Me: I will hold you hostage if you don't pencil me in.
Wade: Holding me hostage would require catching me. Not to mention I don't flee like most. I climb up! Which could prove difficult catching for those who do not also hike.
Me: Oh, I have my ways. ;)
Wade: Pfffttt... try me... don't challenge me to escape, draw me in instead. I'm much easier to lure in.
Me: I'll lure you in once you're here.
Wade: See... now you know why I said pencil you in! You lure me in when I'm there? Pencil... lure me to goooooo and it gets more sharpie-esque
Me: You'll never want to leave once you get here. ;)
Me: I'm aiming for tattooed in
Wade: Pencil
Me: Tattooed. You'll see. I can be very persuasive.
[Insert a few texts of banter, getting a little more serious]
Wade: I think the only place I'll need to get somewhere to stay is in Idaho. Idaho is the last stop, champ. If I'm not lured into going maybe Salt Lake is a good place to turn around. ;)
Me: You think you can't stay with me?
Wade: Doesn't the honor code apply to you?
Me: No, I'm so far above it I'll even share a bed with you and get away with it. ;)
Wade: Hahaha you're just a joker. There's no way you could pull it off. Yous be schooless before August.
Me: No, I'd just be really sneaky and do it at Matilda's house.
Wade: Hahahaha, I'm a cuddler anyways. Probably would get to you.
Me: You think I'm not aware of your being a cuddler? I enjoy a good cuddle evrey now and then, I wouldn't mind.
Wade: This rebellious side has me intrigued.
Me: I'm very persuasive.
Wade: Still in pencil though... you're gonna have to up your game.
Me: I told you, I have to save some of the mystery. Sharpie it for now and we'll tattoo it later.
Wade: Pencil first. Always.
Me: Yes, pencil for now, Sharpie tomorrow.
[Then I tried to convince him that he doesn't need to go hiking, he could just spend all his time with me, Matilda, and her husband. ]
Wade: Hahaha a hiking trip where I don't hike...doesn't really make sense yeah? Hahaha
Me: No, a hiking trip where you meander on up to Idaho for a couple days to see some dear friends. And maybe hike in Idaho is you find someone experienced to go with you.
Wade: Hahahaha um dear Leslie.... I'm planning a 10 day mancation of hiking and beard growing. There will be hiking.
Me: Fine, there will be hiking, I will allow it. But it can't be a complete mancation, that would just hurt my feelings.
Wade: What the heckk? Why not? I can't mancate?
Me: Mancations don't usually involve making out and I'll tell you now, that's definitely happening.
Wade: Wow... now you're forward. Daring. daringggggg
Me: If I leave that hanging, maybe you'll actually come to Idaho this time.
Wade: I'll move you from one of those pencils to one of those pens with the erasers.
Me: Nah, let's just go with Sharpie. You can't deny that you know making out is a definite possibility
Wade: Hahaha I'm going with BIC eraseable pen until I'm more lured in. And of course a guy would think about it but how am I supposed to know if you're down for that?
Me: Dude, the sleeping in the same bed wasn't enough of a hint for you? Good thing I have the lady balls to say it outright.
Wade: That I took as a joke. You go to BYUI...what am I supposed to think? And your lady balls. Haha I lol'd at that.
Me: What does a girl have to do to lure you into visiting her? Geeze! You make this so hard.
Wade: One...that's what she said. Two.... I didn't say you were doing a bad job. I just need more hahahahaha
Me: I don't follow all the rules. Heck, when I lived at home I spent almost every night at Aiden's house sleeping in his bed with him. I wasn't into him nor he into me, but I was still sleeping in a dude's bed. I'd probably break that rule if you came into town. Special occassion. ;)
Me: You need more than that? So pretty much you want to be told you're going to get laid. You slimeball.
Wade: Hahaha I'm always okay with some rule breaking. After hiking anyways... because I'm so tired after I hike. I usually require companionship.
Wade: What? I never said that! I hope that was you joking! You're going good but I'm just saying I've heard you make awesome treats. You've never said a word about a cooking tutorial, nothing. You know I'm no slimeball.
Me: Of course it was a joke. Don't you know me at all? If you come out to Idaho, I'll give you any kind of cooking tutorial you request. Within reason, of course.
Wade: Haha I just looked back at what that said and it did look bad. That's not what I meant when I said I require companionship.
Me: Hahaha, suuuuuuuure.
Wade: Making out, cooking, and bed cuddlin'. Wow you pulled out some weapons, miss.
Me: Gotta use the big guns for the real deal. Now if only you'd make it Sharpie....
Wade: Hahaha a hiking trip where I don't hike...doesn't really make sense yeah? Hahaha
Me: No, a hiking trip where you meander on up to Idaho for a couple days to see some dear friends. And maybe hike in Idaho is you find someone experienced to go with you.
Wade: Hahahaha um dear Leslie.... I'm planning a 10 day mancation of hiking and beard growing. There will be hiking.
Me: Fine, there will be hiking, I will allow it. But it can't be a complete mancation, that would just hurt my feelings.
Wade: What the heckk? Why not? I can't mancate?
Me: Mancations don't usually involve making out and I'll tell you now, that's definitely happening.
Wade: Wow... now you're forward. Daring. daringggggg
Me: If I leave that hanging, maybe you'll actually come to Idaho this time.
Wade: I'll move you from one of those pencils to one of those pens with the erasers.
Me: Nah, let's just go with Sharpie. You can't deny that you know making out is a definite possibility
Wade: Hahaha I'm going with BIC eraseable pen until I'm more lured in. And of course a guy would think about it but how am I supposed to know if you're down for that?
Me: Dude, the sleeping in the same bed wasn't enough of a hint for you? Good thing I have the lady balls to say it outright.
Wade: That I took as a joke. You go to BYUI...what am I supposed to think? And your lady balls. Haha I lol'd at that.
Me: What does a girl have to do to lure you into visiting her? Geeze! You make this so hard.
Wade: One...that's what she said. Two.... I didn't say you were doing a bad job. I just need more hahahahaha
Me: I don't follow all the rules. Heck, when I lived at home I spent almost every night at Aiden's house sleeping in his bed with him. I wasn't into him nor he into me, but I was still sleeping in a dude's bed. I'd probably break that rule if you came into town. Special occassion. ;)
Me: You need more than that? So pretty much you want to be told you're going to get laid. You slimeball.
Wade: Hahaha I'm always okay with some rule breaking. After hiking anyways... because I'm so tired after I hike. I usually require companionship.
Wade: What? I never said that! I hope that was you joking! You're going good but I'm just saying I've heard you make awesome treats. You've never said a word about a cooking tutorial, nothing. You know I'm no slimeball.
Me: Of course it was a joke. Don't you know me at all? If you come out to Idaho, I'll give you any kind of cooking tutorial you request. Within reason, of course.
Wade: Haha I just looked back at what that said and it did look bad. That's not what I meant when I said I require companionship.
Me: Hahaha, suuuuuuuure.
Wade: Making out, cooking, and bed cuddlin'. Wow you pulled out some weapons, miss.
Me: Gotta use the big guns for the real deal. Now if only you'd make it Sharpie....
As you can see, it was quite a playful conversation. I won't believe that he's coming to visit until he's in Rexburg, but I can't help but hope. I still really would like to see something happen there, I just don't know if I can deal with his flaky personality. Meh.
Yeah, I still totally like him.
FML.
Yeah, I still totally like him.
FML.
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