DOUCHE BAG

Every time I see pictures of Tyson and his new squeeze, I want to punch him in the balls and her in the face.
I also feel kind of lame for still being so bitter and upset.  Oh well, I guess it's not every day the guy you're in love with shows you his ugly, lying, douche bag side.  He's not even worth my time, but I can't help but feel enraged.

Tyson, you're a FAGGOT

p.s. I went on a date.  We went longboarding and got ice cream.  It was relaxed and awesome.